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Total Medals Earned: 666 (From 138 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,995 Points

Die Hipster!

Medals Earned: 4/20 (20/500 points)

02 The Least Interesting Man in the World 5 Points

well! what is it!

03 ePolaroid 5 Points

*looks skyward*

04 The Smartest Man in the World 5 Points

*points down*

07 Moustache Man 5 Points

r1 r1 r1 r1

01 The Final Elbows 5 Points

well! what it is!

05 Billbored 5 Points

praise the sun!

06 Endgame 5 Points

*proper bow*

08 Artistic Potential 5 Points

prostration

09 Hitmen 5 Points

roll bs roll bs roll bs

10 The Mast Judgement 5 Points

impossibru!

010 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

010 dies lol

020 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

020 dies

030 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

030 dies

040 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

040 dies

050 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

050 dies

060 DEAD HIPSTERS 25 Points

060 dies

070 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

070 dies

080 DEAD HIPSTERS 50 Points

080 dies

090 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

090 dies

100 DEAD HIPSTERS 100 Points

100 dies omgwtf

Downhill to Infinity

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Beefed 5 Points

Get your first faceful of pavement

Combo Kid 5 Points

Land a Combo of 5 or more

Combo Captain 10 Points

Land a Combo of 15 or more

Combo King 25 Points

Land a Combo of 25 or more

Combo Christ 100 Points

Land a Combo of 40 or more

Slow Ride 10 Points

Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick

Dravalanche

Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/25 points)

Slayer 10 Points

Defeat the dragon

Death by Dravalanche 5 Points

Fall to your death

Rescued 10 Points

Rescue all the villagers

Dream Medicine

Medals Earned: 2/4 (60/210 points)

De-ministered 50 Points

It feels like you made it worse for that person.

People are Fascinating 10 Points

Encounter a random special character.

Administered 50 Points

It feels as though you truly helped that person?

Re-ministered 100 Points

It feels as if you've helped a great deal of people today.

DRILLBIT!!

Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/405 points)

Baby's First Word 5 Points

Spell 1 word in a single game

First-grade Vocabulary 10 Points

Spell 5 words in a single game

Spelling Bee Amateur 25 Points

Spell 10 words in a single game

Passed English Class 50 Points

Spell 15 words in a single game

Word Miner 100 Points

Spell 20 words in a single game

Dictionary 100 Points

Spell 25 words in a single game

Daily Winner 5 Points

Complete a daily game

Daily Master 10 Points

Complete 5 daily games

Daily Champion 10 Points

Complete 10 daily games

Daily God 25 Points

Complete 20 daily games

Scratching the Surface 5 Points

Reach a depth of 1,000 ft.

Spelunker 10 Points

Reach a depth of 2,000 ft.

Deep Diver 25 Points

Reach a depth of 3,000 ft.

Hollow Earth 25 Points

Reach a depth of 4,000 ft.

Dungeon Dice

Medals Earned: 5/5 (45/45 points)

Blue Key 5 Points

Complete the second corridor

Dice Apprentice 5 Points

Defeat the first enemy

Green Key 5 Points

Complete the first corridor

Rusty Key 5 Points

Complete the last corridor

Dice Master 25 Points

Defeat the last enemy

E-motion control-ercoaster

Medals Earned: 6/100 (30/500 points)

Stepford 5 Points

Play the game. This one's a freebie, just for naming conventions.

Helpford 5 Points

Visit the ? screen. Here's some extra help: Remaining descriptions will be hints to unlock that medal (or complete nonsense if you didn't read this first).

Stepoke 5 Points

Break a heart with minimal effort.

Smoochford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stareford 5 Points

Didn't even touch you, cry baby.

Book of Stevelation 5 Points

Give them nothing, but take from them everything!

Stepunch 5 Points

2 close friends.

Steppercut 5 Points

Uppercut is just a punch but vertical.

Stepsword 5 Points

Katana is just a punch but longer.

Stelbow Drop 5 Points

Looks like a ring post to me.

Slapford 5 Points

High-five the air. Follow the motion your hand makes. Stop complaining, there are only so many shapes you can make with 3 squares.

Shootford 5 Points

Draw the smallest gun.

Fordball 5 Points

They call me Hadouken because I'm down right fierce.

Tatsumaki Stepukyaku 5 Points

See last hint. Might need to get somebody who plays Street Fighter to help you.

Straygun 5 Points

Laser is just a sword but longer.

Stepfordriver 5 Points

This is wrestling, not boxing.

Shotgun Shellford 5 Points

Tetris.

Soccerford 5 Points

Tetris.

Splitford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stompford 5 Points

Make a leg. Also Tetris.

Step(on me, mommy)ford 5 Points

Make the other leg. Also Tetris.

Stepfobotomy 5 Points

Tetris.

Timbord 5 Points

Tetris.

Sparford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfast 5 Points

Tetris.

Stario 5 Points

Tetris.

Stepfornado 5 Points

Tetris.

Smega Buster 5 Points

Tetris (and yes, that is the worst possible name I could've given this one, thanks for noticing).

Stepforyuken 5 Points

See previous SF ones... but also Tetris.

Scorpford 5 Points

Tetris.

Stelectrord 5 Points

Tetris.

Steppy Claws 5 Points

Aaaand Tetris.

Ford You 5 Points

Glad we're past that. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything better so Tetris +1.

Steppy T. Baseball Cat 5 Points

This tribute will put a smile on Betty's face (if she ever smiled).

Superford 5 Points

5 with 5

Sargeford 5 Points

T for Tankmen. Could also be construed as a cock and balls which is equally relevant to that particular series.

Stepvord 5 Points

Pac-Man

Steathead 5 Points

Bac-Man

Stepfordmc 5 Points

Let's move teatime back a bit.

Stepfordonkeypunch 5 Points

Let's move teatime forward.

Screwford 5 Points

Screw teatime.

Stelefrag 5 Points

Building bridges.

One giant Stepford, man 5 Points

Plus size.

Stepforang 5 Points

Make a boomerang. Do it for all four orientations to save me writing hints for the rest.

Sleepford 5 Points

ZZZ

Stepfockey 5 Points

Kind of looks like a hockey stick. I think you get the idea by now, hints will continue later.

Stepfore 5 Points

Also looks like a golf club, I suppose.

Stepfnf 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepfnaf 5 Points

Resembles an allen wrench, appropriately enough (not that I could be arsed doing an actual animatronic). Anyway, Tetris +1.

Stevada 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stehemoth 5 Points

Complete the antennae for the other birthday boy. Never mind, Tetris +1.

Cheford 5 Points

Kind of looks like a meat cleaver. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stat's All Fords 5 Points

Kind of looks like an anvil. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Stepbomd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a bomb. Whatever, Tetris +1.

Disarmd 5 Points

Kind of looks like a knife. Like if you break the top off the blade. Alright, I'll stop now, Tetris +1.

Skupord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stfu 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stogieford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sockford 5 Points

Tetris +1

Sbeerford 5 Points

Tetris+1 (also resembles a nightstick)

Stepforpg 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stedi 5 Points

Tetris +1

Stepforvel vs Capcom 2: New Age of Heroes 5 Points

HYPER COMBO FINISH!! I mean Tetris +1.

Castle Crashord 5 Points

Tetris +1

Slaymord 5 Points

As I'm writing this, there are four days left in the game jam. Although that is probably enough time to do every six heart configuration, I'd rather give some actual hints instead of a load of Tetris +2s. Just do a rectangle for now and we'll see how it goes.

Steprobe 5 Points

Rotate the rectangle.

Stepfort Downey Jr. 5 Points

On second thought, just make it bigger. No, that's too big.

Screamford 5 Points

♪ (music note if that doesn't display for whatever reason)

Stepfohn Cena 5 Points

Flip it. (Ring bell goes ding so still works.)

Stepformageddon 5 Points

Looks like a worm. No, not just a regular one.

Stepfoh dear 5 Points

Or just flip the music note again.

Holy Shtepford 5 Points

The appropriate symbol didn't fit so we had to rotate it.

Hellford 5 Points

Same again but exactly the opposite.

Stairford 5 Points

Clue's in the name.

Steppy Krueger 5 Points

Flip it.

Step on a landmine 5 Points

Make a landmine.

Stepfong Lao 5 Points

Flip it.

Heartford (Connecticut) 5 Points

Draw a heart. No, not that kind. Keep going, one will appear eventually.

Holey Shtepford 5 Points

Flip it.

Step 1000 Fords 5 Points

...and again.

Stepball 5 Points

Once more.

Stepthord 5 Points

Make Mjölnir.

Stepthor 2: The Dark World (everyone's favorite) 5 Points

Flip it.

Stepmara Forgan 5 Points

Ring

Stedding 5 Points

Slap a rock on that ring.

Stepflation 5 Points

Flip it (guess it didn't work out).

Deaford 5 Points

Dig a grave.

Stabality 5 Points

Flip it. While disrespectful, it kind of makes sense if you think about it. Also looks like a wee man with a big head, again, fittingly enough.

Stepfowl 5 Points

Boil an egg.

Siford 5 Points

Reminds me of an AT-AT appropriately enough.

Robord 5 Points

Also looks like a robot dog, appropriately enough. Although, I suppose that's what it is.

Stelestial 5 Points

Building bigger bridges.

Stilt-a-whirl Backbreaker 5 Points

Bigger box.

Smilepford 5 Points

Wider smile.

Sniperd 5 Points

Break rule established by all previous medals when aiming 4 this one.

Stet It Fo 5 Points

Hope that doesn't bother you, snowflake. (actually looks more like my ex)

Spazzors 5 Points

Elsa and now Spider-Man. We're on that part of the web again.

Stwiss Cheeseord 5 Points

There is one more way to kill a man, but it is as intricate and precise as a well-played game of chess.

5tepford Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique 5 Points

Hit five hearts without activating any of the previous moves.

Steiko from Mortal Kombat Fourd 5 Points

Hit four hearts without activating any of the previous moves. Great one to end on. You can see where I was going with this but medals have now maxed out so that's all, folks.

EFHH

Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/380 points)

Beginning of the End 5 Points

Start the game

Found the Screwdriver 5 Points

Find the screwdriver

Found Beer 5 Points

Get the beer

Found the Flower 5 Points

Get the flower

Found the Key 5 Points

Get the key

Found the Matches 5 Points

Get the matches

Found the Newspaper 5 Points

Get the newspaper

Found the Oxygen Tank 5 Points

Get the oxygen tank

Found the Rope 5 Points

Get the rope

Found the Telescope 5 Points

Get the telescope

Found the Wheel 5 Points

Get the wheel

Finish Chapter Four 10 Points

End of chapter four

Finish Chapter One 10 Points

End of chapter one

Finish Chapter Three 10 Points

End of chapter three

Finish Chapter Two 10 Points

End of chapter two

Finish Prologue 10 Points

End of prologue

Finish Chapter Five 25 Points

End of chapter five

Finish the Game! 50 Points

End of the game

Be a Friend 100 Points

It's okay just to be present sometimes

Watch Credits 100 Points

Watch credits

Escape from ice mountain

Medals Earned: 2/2 (60/60 points)

You are the king 50 Points

Finishing the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Eskimo River Rush

Medals Earned: 2/4 (50/110 points)

Bear Problem 25 Points

Smash 10 polar bears.

Win! 25 Points

Win the game and save the mammoth!

All My Pals 50 Points

Save all your animals.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!