Total Medals Earned: 666 (From 138 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,995 Points
Medals Earned: 11/30 (65/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/4 (35/40 points)
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Activated Wade mode
Medals Earned: 3/7 (55/215 points)
Get all questions right on the quiz!
View all awards.
Please change it back!
Click. Click. Click. Click. Click... x250
Collect 70 trophies in Manly-Chicken's mini game.
Keep the window open for 3600 seconds!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/90 points)
Find the camp.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Get a career.
Get out of the elevator
Get a legion leader to join your party
Collect 15 forks
Game completed
Finish the game in under 4 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/405 points)
Start playing
Defeat Fruitcake
Defeat Eggnog
Defeat Gingerbread
Save all the Pups
Beat the game without dying
Beat the game in under 6 minutes
Beat the game without healing
Medals Earned: 2/20 (15/205 points)
Start a game
Bounce 3 times while in a hit animation
Deliver to Quillter
Deliver to Archi
Deliver to Rasputin
Deliver to Mr. Nimbsmith
Deliver to a lil guy
Deliver to Monki
Deliver to RoboResident Roy
Deliver to Professor R
Deliver to SpaceWorm J
Deliver to another Daintree Delivery worker
Get a game over
Deliver 5 packages in one game
Deliver 10 packages in one game
Deliver 15 packages in one game
Deliver 20 packages in one game
Earn 25 hearts in one game
Earn 333 credits or more in one game
Spend 10 minutes playing the game total
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/500 points)
Get a perfect launch 10 times.
Squash 100 police officers.
Escape Candy Land and return to the Supermarket.
Go through the arena without touching the ground.
Reach past the sky's limit!
Upgrade everything to the max!
Get at least 1 of each special gummy in a single run.
Attain a very high speed.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/155 points)
Spit in the face of oncoming peril like the immovable object you are (unavailable on easy difficulty).
What were once many, are now one large heart monster thing. Thanks to you.
Everyone's been very impressed with your performance.